I LOVE IT!!!!
Good god, it's gorgeousness and gorgeousity combined! This made me laugh for a very, very long time. Acts of genius like this don't come up on NG very often, so make the most of it people!!!
Plus the author is one of those proud, proud people who give those Wank-stain reviewers a Spider Jerusalem style ear-bashing!
I salute you, and will go get textual vengeance on some numbnut who reviewed my game last week, in your honour!